“Almost Makes A Demon Want To Say Hallelujah!”
Ever wanted to see the world through the eyes of a demon? Probably not, even though that is not much of a stretch for a lot of us. 
Well the following is a provacative piece, from a brother I met a couple of hours ago, that does just that. When you get a chance, check out his site for more goodies. You will not be disappointed. Let us know what you think…after you finish rebuking and repenting. 
KDogg
“Almost Makes A Demon Want To Say Hallelujah!”
Honestly,
it ain’t so bad being a demon! It damn sure ain’t hard work at all. Y’all make it so easy for me and I do appreciate it immensely!
It’s my assignment to tempt the people of the world to do things that will land them in hell….and I must say, I am getting promotions up in rank all of the time and actually got a special acknowledgement from satan himself! Imagine that! I am in the BIG TIME!
If I keep on racking up souls at this rate, I can see myself in satan’s inner circle and a trusted high ranking devil! Let me give you into a peek into my world.
When I was living on earth as a church deacon (You could insert “Preacher” instead) , I used to have a secret sex addiction and often womanized with whoever I could get my hands on. I screwed half of the congregation, and broke up many a family. Classic work! My lines were smooth and I could sense a weakness in a woman or a relationship a mile away….if she had problems at home, it was only a matter of time before she found herself disrobed and on her back in a hotel room eager to please….and when she got down on her knees, it damn sure wasn’t to pray! Ha Ha Ha! But by then the thrill was over and she was soon tossed away afterward. Did they really believe that I loved them? I mean, half the thrill was breaking them down to a horny sweaty little sex toy!
Little did I know satan was watching my deeds and made an offer to me that I couldn’t refuse as I drew my last breath in a fatal car accident. But that’s another story….you see, what I do is move invisibly on the face of the earth tempting people to do things that they secretly think about. I can’t really hear what their thoughts are, but as I shadow them throughout their day and kind of get a feel for what their vice might be, it’s just a matter of time before they are backslidden once again into sin.
What I like is a “repeat” sinner….one who temporarily kicks the sinful habit they have for a while but soon fails back harder into it than ever before! Most of them do not know that they have open themselves to SEVEN more devils like me to come in therefore given me a BIG promotion! The ultimate pyramid scheme! Talk about residual sinful payments!
But one things for sure, when I whisper a word into a sinners mind, they think it is something that originated in their mind from their own desires. Works like a charm every time! Plus it’s easy work! Ever hear the term “the mind is the devils playground?” When you think of how television, music, movies, magazines use sexual images to promote their products, half the strain is taken off of me as a designated demon!
How about computers? That’s the modern day wee gee board! Online porn, Myspace.com, phone sex, Cam to cam sex…..I could go on and on but needless to say, the majority of people now are walking around in a state of arousal and forgetting to keep the name and teachings of Jesu*…..OOPS! I almost said that dreaded name! Can’t do that…..my boss and master would demote me for sure! Let’s just say that dude who is supposed to be the only begotten son of my bosses’ enemy who has the initials “J.C.”
Let me tell you….us demons HATE the fruits of the spirit! If you have them we will work overtime to piss you off, make you hate someone, become impatient and anxious, feel superior, become vain, selfish, envious…..anything to make you lose your salvation! You see, we as demons do not have a chance to go to Heaven and do not want YOU to go there either. We are the ultimate haters and the true crabs in the barrel….pulling you down when you almost reach your goal.
When judgment day comes we are going to be swamped and working overtime to make the room down in headquarters (hell) to accommodate the rush of sinners and even the so called “nice” people who never took the time to get their souls saved. “J.C.” is going to have to have plenty of erasers on that day to erase the names of those backsliders from The Book of Life!
So next time you are tempting to look at that girls booty at the mall, reach for that drink, chase down that dude who cut you off of the freeway while driving in a fit of road rage, realize that I won’t stop telling you what you SHOULD be doing through your thoughts! So PLEASE keep on living a life of sin as the clock ticks and time runs out! Almost makes a demon want to say HALLELUJAH!
Gotta go! Church service will soon begin and I have to invisibly attend so I can whisper some sinful thoughts into the minds of those Christians…….see you in hell! It won’t be long my friend……
A very happy “demon”, age unknown, from the depths of hades explains his gameplan of spiritual seduction on the unsuspecting to those who probably won’t listen anyway as they lead a life of sin that’s taking them straight to the bottomless pits of hell!
This is so True …….. I’m sorry that MY PEOPLE are caught up in this thing call church and really don’t know god for themselves ……
This seems to have been written from the eyes of Pastor Newton. He is a demon.
Aren’t a Black Preacher and a Pimp the same thing?
It seems that Mr. Newton of Fairview has pulled every trick in the book to try to get the picketers to back down, and none of them seemed to have worked. Let’s just review some of them: He has had his trustees to take pictures of the marchers(so he would know who’s present and possible law suits); He has sent his representatives on the picket-lines,(such as, Annette Williams, Sharon Barber, Cleveland, to try to talk them down); He has had his usher, (Mark Adams) to place his car in front of the church, and turn the radio up loud during service to try to drown them out; He has had his trustees to call the police on the marchers and lie to them that they were in violation of marching; He has called Dea. Baker approx. 3:00am(yes in the morning) to tell him that God said, “stop this mess”; and the most rediculous one was when his mother attended the William Grove Bapt. Church to question Rev. Sis. Cheatham about her protesting against her son… Now this was just the Bomb!!!! And then on top of that, the mother had the audacity to sit through service and listen to Rev. Sis. Cheatham preach a sermon, can you believe that????? I wonder who Newton will get to do his dirt next….his 90 year old Grandfather, who is also a member of William Grove?????
I can see why he gets by with so much wrong, because his family takes up for him(including his mother).
Newton,your so-called members said that you prayed for the marchers, when you need to pray and get yourself right.
Seems that the marchers are there to stay!!!!!!
TEENA,
THIS SHOULD BE A LAW AND ORDER EPISODE, RIPPED STRAIGHT FROM THE HEADLINES. LET’S NOT FORGET HE TRIED TO COVER IT UP FIRST. HE USED ALPHONSO WILLIAMS, HIS INVESTIGATOR FRIEND TO GO TO THE SCHOOL AND SHUT MY GRANDDAUGHTER DOWN. THEN HE WANTED TO KNOW WHAT I WANTED TO GET OUT OF THIS.NEXT HE SENT WILLIAMS TO THE MEETING AS HIS REPRESENTATIVE TO INTIMIDATE ME. THEN HE REFUSED TO LET THE CHURCH HAVE A MEETING. NEXT HE SENT BAKER INTO THE SCHOOL TO TAKE MY GRANDDAUGHTER OUT SO SHE COULD FILL OUT AN AFFIDAVIT FULL OF LIES AND SHAWN HARDEN DARLINGTON AND LUCRESHIA BAKER HAD THE NERVE TO WITNESS IT. THEN HE HAD SOMEONE ELSE BRING IT TO RYAN B. NEXT HE GOT HIS PERSONAL PHYSICIAN TO CALL RYAN (THROUGH HIS GRANDMOTHER) TO GET HIM TO BACKDOWN FROM REVEALING HIS NAME AND THE NAME OF THE CHURCH, IN THE MEANTIME HE IS THREATENING TO EXPOSE WHATEVER HE KNOWS ABOUT THE DEACONS IN ORDER TO KEEP THEM IN LINE. HE SENT SHARON BARBER TO MY HOUSE TO SEE IF SHE COULD STOP IT. HE HAD MY GRANDDAUGHTER CALL ME TO SEE IF SHE COULD STOP IT. NOW HIS TACTIC IS TO TRY AND HAVE BROTHER GARCIA ARRESTED OR FILE A CIVIL SUIT AGAINST HIM? INSTEAD OF ME!!!! WHAT’S UP WITH THAT ????????????????????
ALL OF THESE THINGS ARE BEING DONE BECAUSE HE’S AN INNOCENT MAN THAT’S BEING PERSECUTED BY FOUNDERS AND DISGRUNTLED OLD PEOPLE IN THE CHURCH THAT DON’T WANT CHANGE? NOT ONLY AM I LOL BUT I’M ALSO LMAO AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST LET’S NOT FORGET HIS APOLOGY TO THE CHURCH,
“I WAS COUNSELING SOMEONE AND I STEPPED OUT OF BOUNDS”
DOES ALL THESE MACHINATIONS SOUND LIKE HE’S AN INNOCENT MAN?
SOUNDS LIKE SATAN HIMSELF TO ME . I SAID IT SO SUE ME, PLEASE SUE ME.
When are people going to learm that demons and satanic forces are real. We talk a lot about the armor of God and spiritual warfare but when it erupts we think we are fighting each other. This battle at Fairview, Elim,in S.C. at the holiness church, the band director and everyone else who are taking advantage of their position to seduce and defile children are in fact controlled by demons. The Bible tells us that our struggle is not against flesh and blood but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms. Paul tells us that we are to put on this armor and stand. Pray without ceasing, resist the devil and he will flee from you. If we live in the Spirit we will not gratify the lust of the flesh. Those who belong to Christ Jesus have crucified the sinful nature with its passions and desires. If these pastors were teaching the true Word of God the members would not be confused as to what their stand ahould be. God’s Word does not allow us to sit on the fence, we are either stand for God or we stand for Satan. Satan is attacking the Church, but he is using the pastors. I have heard people say they are not going to leave their church, I like the way he preach, I like the pastor, he’s a man of god, etc. We had better wake up and realize that none of these things will get us to heaven.
Galatians 5:19 gives us insight into our lifestyle and what is required of us. These men have allowed satan to use them to bring reproach upon God and his people. If they were truly men of God they would not allow the churches to be torn apart they would know what the Word tells them they must do and they would do it.
what about God? What does He see? Children screaming about the horror and anger towards the abusers.
we are in hell.
we strive to leave when God wants us to.
leaving this place will be the best day i never lived, in spirit, in heaven.
we want to lash out.
we want to have them hear our screams.
the ones who listen are the ones who thrive upon our suffering.
we must talk to God about our actions and have our path lead.
there must be another way of vocalizing.
i imagine what it will be like in the last days and i wonder if i will have the right words or if anyone will hear.
begging God’s forgiveness out of fear or pain, instead of daily thanking Him for our lives here fighting the battle against evil, needs to be rethought.
all the picketing in the world won’t stop satan’s influence.
we each need to rebuke him everyday.
he’s in all of our heads.
i don’t have all the answers but i do encourage all of you to listen to alan watt.. i get the podcast from itunes.
it really is a frightening matrix.
but will you take the red pill?